Heyho folks and happy Wehnachtsgrüße from Vienna,
here is not so much snow at home in Munich, but still I can not complain: D.
Actually, that is only a small post, because I really need to pack a pair of gifts and therefore have little time.
why would I wish you a Merry Christmas today only and you also show two things: first
The small, fine image which I did yesterday painted on the 5 hour train ride:
Christmas diary of a Westphalia, who moved to Bayern
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8th December, 18:00 clock
It started to snow. The first snow of the year. My wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window and watched the huge soft flakes floated down from the sky. It looked like a fairy tale. So romantic - we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow.
9th December
When we were growing, had covered a huge, beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a better place in the world? Moving here was the best idea I ever had in my life. Have for the first time in years, snow shoveling, and I felt again like a little boy. Have the driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came by and the sidewalks and postponed the entry returned, so I got to shovel again. What a great life!
12th December
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. What a disappointment. My neighbor says I should not worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Sepp says that we will have until the end of so much snow that I never want to see snow. I do not think that the possible is. Sepp is very nice - I'm glad he's our neighbor.
14th December
Snow, lovely snow! 30 cm last night. The temperature dropped to -20 degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by blades. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I did not realize that I would have so much shoveling, but I'll be back in shape. Wish I would not blow so and puffing.
15th
December 60 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a jeep. Snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Have the Stocked the freezer. My wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. This is ridiculous - after all, we are not in Alaska.
16th December
ice storm this morning. Am in the driveway fell on my ass when I tried to sprinkle salt. Does hurt like hell. My wife laughed for an hour. This I think was very cruel.
17th December
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had the blankets so as not to freeze to death. No TV. Nothing to do but stare at my wife and try not to irritate her. Think we should buy a wood stove, but would never admit it. I hate it when she is right! I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
20th December
The power is back, but had another 40 cm of the damn stuff last night! More shoveling. Has lasted all day. The shitty snow plow came by twice. Have tried to persuade a neighbor kid to shovel. But they said they had no time because they would have to play hockey. I think they are lying! Wanted to buy a snow blower at the hardware store. They had no more. Might have another shipment in March pure. I think they are lying! Sepp says I have to shovel or the city do it and bill me. I believe that the lying!
22nd December
Sepp was right about a white Christmas, because tonight is still fallen by 30 inches of the white stuff, and it is so cold that it will not melt till August. It took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. When I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Have tried to hire for the rest of the winter Sepp, who has a plow on his truck, but he says he has much to do. I believe that the lying ass!
23rd December
Only 10 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0 degrees. My wife wanted me to decorate the house. Is that crazy? I have no time - I have to shovel! Why did she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying!
24th
December 20 centimeters. The snow is the snow plow pushed so hard that I broke the shovel. Thought I get a heart attack. If I ever catch the ass of this snow plow goes .... I know full well that he is hiding behind the corner and wait until I'm done with the blades. And then crashed down he comes with 150 km / h the road and throws snow all over the place, where I was. Last night my wife and I wanted to sing carols and open our presents, but I had no time. Watching for the snowplow stop.
25th December
Merry Christmas. 60 cm more of the white shit. Snowed. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate snow! Then the snowplow driver came by and asked for a donation. I gave him my shovel over his head. My wife says I have bad manners. I think she is an idiot!
26th December
Still snowed. Why in the world, we move here? It was all HER idea. It is really getting on my nerves.
27th December
The temperature dropped to -30 degrees and the water pipes are frozen.
28. December
It has warmed to -5 degrees. Still snowed. And the old woman makes me mad!
29th Once
December 30 centimeters. Sepp says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave. That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
30th December
The roof has collapsed. The snow plow driver sued me € 50,000 in damages. My wife went to her mother. 25 inches of snow predicted.
31st December
Did the rest of the house connected. Finally warm. No more shoveling.
first January
I'm fine. I like the little white pills they give me all the time. Why am I tied to the bed ...?!
It started to snow. The first snow of the year. My wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window and watched the huge soft flakes floated down from the sky. It looked like a fairy tale. So romantic - we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow.
9th December
When we were growing, had covered a huge, beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a better place in the world? Moving here was the best idea I ever had in my life. Have for the first time in years, snow shoveling, and I felt again like a little boy. Have the driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came by and the sidewalks and postponed the entry returned, so I got to shovel again. What a great life!
12th December
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. What a disappointment. My neighbor says I should not worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Sepp says that we will have until the end of so much snow that I never want to see snow. I do not think that the possible is. Sepp is very nice - I'm glad he's our neighbor.
14th December
Snow, lovely snow! 30 cm last night. The temperature dropped to -20 degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by blades. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I did not realize that I would have so much shoveling, but I'll be back in shape. Wish I would not blow so and puffing.
15th
December 60 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a jeep. Snow tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels. Have the Stocked the freezer. My wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. This is ridiculous - after all, we are not in Alaska.
16th December
ice storm this morning. Am in the driveway fell on my ass when I tried to sprinkle salt. Does hurt like hell. My wife laughed for an hour. This I think was very cruel.
17th December
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had the blankets so as not to freeze to death. No TV. Nothing to do but stare at my wife and try not to irritate her. Think we should buy a wood stove, but would never admit it. I hate it when she is right! I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
20th December
The power is back, but had another 40 cm of the damn stuff last night! More shoveling. Has lasted all day. The shitty snow plow came by twice. Have tried to persuade a neighbor kid to shovel. But they said they had no time because they would have to play hockey. I think they are lying! Wanted to buy a snow blower at the hardware store. They had no more. Might have another shipment in March pure. I think they are lying! Sepp says I have to shovel or the city do it and bill me. I believe that the lying!
22nd December
Sepp was right about a white Christmas, because tonight is still fallen by 30 inches of the white stuff, and it is so cold that it will not melt till August. It took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. When I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Have tried to hire for the rest of the winter Sepp, who has a plow on his truck, but he says he has much to do. I believe that the lying ass!
23rd December
Only 10 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0 degrees. My wife wanted me to decorate the house. Is that crazy? I have no time - I have to shovel! Why did she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying!
24th
December 20 centimeters. The snow is the snow plow pushed so hard that I broke the shovel. Thought I get a heart attack. If I ever catch the ass of this snow plow goes .... I know full well that he is hiding behind the corner and wait until I'm done with the blades. And then crashed down he comes with 150 km / h the road and throws snow all over the place, where I was. Last night my wife and I wanted to sing carols and open our presents, but I had no time. Watching for the snowplow stop.
25th December
Merry Christmas. 60 cm more of the white shit. Snowed. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate snow! Then the snowplow driver came by and asked for a donation. I gave him my shovel over his head. My wife says I have bad manners. I think she is an idiot!
26th December
Still snowed. Why in the world, we move here? It was all HER idea. It is really getting on my nerves.
27th December
The temperature dropped to -30 degrees and the water pipes are frozen.
28. December
It has warmed to -5 degrees. Still snowed. And the old woman makes me mad!
29th Once
December 30 centimeters. Sepp says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave. That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
30th December
The roof has collapsed. The snow plow driver sued me € 50,000 in damages. My wife went to her mother. 25 inches of snow predicted.
31st December
Did the rest of the house connected. Finally warm. No more shoveling.
first January
I'm fine. I like the little white pills they give me all the time. Why am I tied to the bed ...?!
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